caught sleeping together

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

what does 143 mean?

What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)

beauty parlour slogan

The best slogan written
in front of a famous beauty parlour.
“Don’t whistle at the girl
going out from here.
She may be your grand mother.

what’s for…?

For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for Brazil?
Its Bra...

will you marry me

Police arrested me for killing a girl.
I swear, I did not kill her.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I just asked her
“will you marry me�
and she died with happiness.